- Anyway. Back when Wyatt and I were together, his dad got my family a really good deal on homeowner's insurance just to impress me.
 - Well, I was checking out the fine print of my homeowner's insurance, and guess what I found?
 - Homeowner's insurance policy, deed to the house, birth certificates.
 - Answer to a homeowner's prayers, right there.
 - He's the gardener/handyman for the Homeowner's Association.
 - I mean, what about rent, utilities, property tax, homeowner's insurance, water bill?
 - We have homeowner's insurance, but it only covers the $20,000 in compensatory damages, not the punitive.
 - Look, I'm a plumber, and it's always the people that don't have homeowner's insurance whose toilets explode.
 
                     
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                  - I mean, what about rent, utilities, property tax, homeowner's insurance, water bill?
 - Anyway. Back when Wyatt and I were together, his dad got my family a really good deal on homeowner's insurance just to impress me.
 - Well, I was checking out the fine print of my homeowner's insurance, and guess what I found?
 - Homeowner's insurance policy, deed to the house, birth certificates.
 - Look, I'm a plumber, and it's always the people that don't have homeowner's insurance whose toilets explode.
 - We have homeowner's insurance, but it only covers the $20,000 in compensatory damages, not the punitive.
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